I was watching “Love Island” live on ITV2 the other day (don’t judge) when this bizarre commercial flashed across the screen.
I live in the States, so I don’t usually watch British television as it airs. I have no idea what the usual commercial content looks like. But apparently this Uncanny Valley Of Penis Fingers has been in circulation for about a year and a half. British television has always been less prude than American shows, but I still have to wonder how effective this advertising campaign has been to run for that long, and in such a prime slot. Maybe Vodafone just found the trick to profit off a sea of dicks.
Do you love Christmas? Do you love dogs? How about dongs? Well then I have just the shirt for you! Uhhhhh pretty sure that’s not a dog? https://t.co/r6S2Kjp2R3 pic.twitter.com/nb6UP9vjsP — Turkey Doom (@thomdunn) November 8, 2019 I mean I guess I can see how that’s supposed to be a dog with the — wait, nope, […]
Students at Mackie Academy secondary school in Aberdeenshire, Scotland created a piece of high art on the playing field. While the act occurred last year, its documentation — which was actually the real prank — apparently lives on in Google Earth. “I’m sure there is lots of penises drawn in lots of places around the […]
The Daily Beast reports on the president’s deformed horror cock, as described by Stormy Daniels. “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes in a book fittingly titled Full Disclosure. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes […]
Whether you’re managing a political campaign or building a client base, there comes a time when you stop seeing people and start seeing numbers. This doesn’t happen suddenly. You shake hands, make calls, and build relationships. And then those relationships disappear into a database of donors or customers as your organization grows. People get brought […]
Learning to ride a bike is one of those quintessential childhood experiences that’s as rewarding as it is scary. Prep your precious babe for success by starting them early with the world’s lightest balance bike, the Brilrider FLIGHT. For the uninitiated, balance bikes are no-pedal bicycles that propel forward by pushing off the ground with […]
With so many advancements in modern society, you’d think we’d have moved beyond the butane lighter by now. A pressurized, flammable gas, butane fumes can irritate your eyes and skin, can elevate your heart rate, and even lead to cardiac arrest. And we did mention that whole highly pressurized and flammable part, right? While certainly […]