Tewksbury, Massachusetts is about 15 miles south of Salem, New Hampshire and 25 miles west of Salem, Massachusetts. It’s also 25 miles north of Watertown, Massachusetts, where Eliza Dushku was born and raised, and 25 miles northwest of South Boston, where famed vampire slayer Faith Lehane (Dushku’s character on Buffy the Vampire Slayer) was born and raised.
Given that proximity, it’s the logical place for a Hellmouth to open.
Authorities have officially blamed the problem on a “water main break.” But anyone who’s seen the third season of Buffy knows this is just a convenient excuse orchestrated by the ascendant demons who work at town hall. While there have not been any reported vampire sightings as of this time, Tewksbury is right next to Wilmington, where Massachusetts’ sneakily-privatized and FOIA-immune NEMLEC SWAT Units are headquartered, which is kind of the same thing.
Psychology professor Dr. Emyr Williams of Glyndwr University in Wales, UK researchers “real vampires” and often appears on television to discuss their blood-drinking lifestyle. “We are talking about a group of individuals who believe they have a psychological need to consume blood,” Williams has said. Now an employment tribunal has revealed that after a female […]
Drew Hayes’ Fred the Vampire Accountant is one of my favorites in the supernatural-folks-repeatedly-save-the-world genre. He’s back in this fourth installment, even more accountant-y than ever. Just because you are a creature of the dark and imbued with amazing skills doesn’t mean you’ll be interesting as an individual. Fred is an accountant who became a […]
I first read George RR Martin’s 1982 vampire novel Fevre Dream as a young teenager, around the time I was also discovering Anne Rice and a host of other “contemporary” vampire novels who were reinventing the genre; now, decades later, I’ve been transported anew to the slavery-haunted riverboat where Joshua York and Abner Marsh tried to tame the ancient vampire before it was too late.
Whether you own or rent your place, insurance on that home is a necessary hassle – but a new tech-driven company called Lemonade is starting to show that while it might indeed be a necessity, it doesn’t have to be a hassle. Here’s the way insurance typically works: You pay premiums and hope an accident […]
People tend to keep luggage around for a long time. And why not? New suitcases are pricey, and no matter how banged up or patched up that old bag gets, it still holds your clothes. Right? Maybe not. Here are 15 travel bags and accessories that make a strong case for upgrading your gear. They’ve […]
Do you own a Mac? Unless you’re using it for a paperweight, you almost can’t afford not to get the Magnificent Mac Bundle. It’s a roundup of some truly essential security and file management apps, bundled up with great photo and video enhancers. The best part is that all nine apps are potentially available for […]